Poppin’ a Cherry
Hello horndogs. I have a pop quiz for you guys today. Do you remember your first time having sex? Assuming there WAS a first time, that is =) (your hand doesn’t count!). Yea, I think everyone remembers their first time but unlike my latest fan here, your momentous occasion probably wasn’t filmed and uploaded onto the intergoogle for all the world to see. I know some of you guys are still virgins because you tell me so in the e-mails you send. Or maybe that’s just a line you use to pick up chicks? I really never know with you guys. So this guy sent me a desperate e-mail hoping to get laid. I was kind of surprised he was still a virgin because he is pretty cute. He seemed really nice so I decided to do my part to help him in his quest to lose his virginity. It was kind of fun actually. I had him practice on a blowup doll and even made him do push-ups and stuff as part of his “training”. Why? Because I can! He was a great sport about it all and after I teased him for a little while we finally did the deed. I was happy to help him out and he was so grateful he took me out to dinner. And by dinner, I mean some fast food. Didn’t he learn anything? Sheesh! Think of this update as my own personal version of The 40 Year Old Virgin with less funny and more sex. Ok, so this guy isn’t even 40. So maybe it’s not really the same but I like that movie and kept thinking about it as I watched my video. If you guys haven’t seen it, you should definitely check it out… right after you watch mine =). Enjoy the rest of your weekend and stop back in a few days for another update. Luv ya! XOXO!
Breakin’ ‘em in!
Brandi Belle – You can join my site here.
